
After lugging my camera tripod a couple of miles from my hotel in DC this week, the guards at the Lincoln Memorial informed me I couldn't set it up inside the pillars where the statue is. This also happens to be the place where it is darkest, and you need a tripod so things don't get blurry. So I had a brain wave. I extended the tripod legs out but didn't spread them open, making sort of a long monopod. But the guard immediately told me I couldn't do that either — I needed to keep my tripod off the ground.
Smart alecky time. I picked my tripod off the ground and planted it into the top of my shoe. It wasn't touching the ground any more. My guard said that was pretty creative and walked away.
So I started taking some pictures, and out of the corner of my eye I see two new guards coming at me briskly. One of them stops short a few feet away and grabs the other and says, "Wait, he's OK."
Pretty soon I look around me and there are 3 other guys with their tripods sticking into their feet.



















