Sheets Happen

This is what my office mate, Ro is going to see when she walks in Thursday morning. It's like Vanna White attacked the place. A guy from down the hall stopped in to say goodnight and did a double take — it's huge.

This weekend I made my first shortcake from scratch as a trial run; tonight I put together an improved batch: I made them bigger. I'm going to slice and mash strawberries in the morning. Got my hand mixer packed with a sandwich bag of sugar to fluff the whipping cream there.

She's not going to know what hit her.